The Noisy Lobster At Home

Mothers Day

Treat your Mother this year and enjoy some of our celebrated seafood dishes with quick and easy instructions to cook at home or indulge in our Afternoon Tea.

Email [email protected] to order.

Available for collection Mother’s Day Weekend (13th & 14th March).


Afternoon Tea

£36 for 2 person box which contains:

Savoury Selection:

White Crab & Crème Fraiche Choux Buns, Smoked Salmon & Cream Cheese Homemade Muffins, Mini Mackerel ‘Sausage’ Rolls

Sweet Selection:

Plain & Fruit Scones with Jam & Clotted Cream, Strawberry & White Chocolate Bakewells, Sacher Torte Slices, Chantilly Eclairs, Vanilla Macaroons

3 Course Meal

£65 for 2 people


Seacuterie Selection for 2

Homemade Bread, Crab ‘Tartare’ Pate, Octopus Terrine, Ginger, Garlic & Chilli Marinated King Prawns, Salmon & Beetroot Gravadlax


Optional Lobster Intermediate Course (£38 per couple, half lobster each)

Glazed & Ready to Bake Parsley & Pepper Lobster Thermidor



Parmesan Gratinated Fish Pie

Smoked Fish, Atlantic Prawns & Mussels in a Dill & Mustard White Sauce with Leeks, Peas & Scallions. Served with Lime Buttered Panache of Seasonal Vegetables



Salted Caramel & Chocolate Mousse

Orange Peel Madeleines, Soft Caramel Fudge


Other Options

Whole Lobster Thermidor – £40

Glazed & Ready to Bake Parsley & Pepper Lobster Thermidor, Cajun Potato Wedges, Sour Cream Slaw


Optional Cheese Board for 2 – £15

Rosary Ash Goat’s Cheese, Isle of Wight Soft, Leyburn Gold Cheddar,

Dorset Blue Vinney, Red Onion & Maple Jam, Crackers

Take Advantage of our Extensive Wine List at Special Prices.

We have over 100 wines in our cellar so please ask if you are looking for something in particular.

Our pairing suggestions for the Mothers Day menu:

Champagne & Sparkling

Sparkling Rose, Louis Perdrier, Burgundy, France – £14

Brut Classique, Castelnau, Champagne, France – £30

Rose NV, Castelnau, Champagne, France – £45

Blanc de Blancs, Castelnau, France – £55

Hors Categorie Brut NV, Castelnau, Champagne – £100

White Wine

Muscadet sur lie, Domaine Gadais, Loire, France – £12

Chardonnay, Buitenverwachting, Constantia,  South Africa – £15

Sancerre, Domaine Bailly-Reverdy, Loire Valley, France – £22

Sauvignon Blanc Boundary Farm, Mahi, Marlborough, New Zealand – £24

Vacqueyras Blanc, Domaine des Amouriers, Rhone Valley, France – £28

Chablis Grand Cru Vaudesir, Domaine Louis Michel, Burgundy, France  – £55

Chassagne Montrachet, Chateau De la Maltroye, Burgundy, France – £60

Meursault Les Grands Charrons, Domaine Michel Bouzereau, Burgundy, France  – £65

Cervaro della Sala, Castello della Sala, Antinori, Umbria, Italy  – £75

Baron de L, Pouilly Fume, Patrick de Ladoucette, France – £100


Appassimento Primitivo, Edizione Oro Casa Vinicola Botter, Veneto, Italy – £14

Pinot Noir, Vina Sutil, Colchuaga Valley, Chile – £14

Cabernet Sauvignon, Mount Baker, Margaret River, Australia – £26

Pinot Noir, Hahn, Santa Lucia Highlands, California, USA – £33

Pinot Noir, Father John Vielles Vignes, Mendocino, California, USA – £50

Gevrey Chambertin, Domaine Harmand Geoffroy, Burgundy, France  – £55

Tignanello, Marchesi Antinori, Italy  – £100